Zachary Galifianakis Quotes .
Biography .
Zachary Knight Galifianakis is an American actor, comedian, musician and writer.
He has starred in films, such as The Hangover trilogy (2009–2013), Due Date (2010), The Campaign (2012), Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014) and Masterminds (2016).
Also, he starred in animated films, including Puss in Boots (2011), The Lego Batman Movie (2017) and Missing Link (2019).
Galifianakis currently hosts the Funny or Die website talk show Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.
He starred in the FX series Baskets and was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series in 2017.
Here are the top 27 Zachary Galifianakis quotes to help you chase your dream :
“You know, sometimes if you work – if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody’s so tired.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“Hollywood’s built on insecurity. People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“There’s more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I’m not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it’s a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.”–Zachary Galifianakis
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“You write things that are of interest to you. There’s no focus group.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“The problem with these interviews is that there’s no sarcastic font.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“Head gear, plus acne equals…table for one in the cafeteria.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they’re part of the same ilk.”–Zachary Galifianakis
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“Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“You’re not supposed to be accepting trophies. You’re supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There’s just too much money.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“That’s one of the great things about comedy: we can – and should – say the things that other people aren’t supposed to say. If we didn’t do that, if we didn’t push against those limits, we’d just be standing around onstage and yelling.”–Zachary Galifianakis
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“When a role seems fun it’s easy to play. It kind of comes organically.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that’s totally wiped out; I don’t think it really exists anymore.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name — and you’ve never been to that bar before.
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“Hookers don’t like to snuggle.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes… with salad tongs.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“My father used to beat me with his belt…while it was still on him.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“Have you seen that show on CBS called ‘The Amazing Race’? Is that show about white people?”–Zachary Galifianakis
“Don’t boo people! Don’t boo! Be more specific! Like, ‘WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!’”–Zachary Galifianakis
“You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything’s been done.”–Zachary Galifianakis
“The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.”–Zachary Galifianakis
